Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
