this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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