i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I want to be your penis for a week.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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