You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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