Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
please come you make the beer taste better
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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