i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
