Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I have peed in a lot of sinks
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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