you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's blow job season.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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