I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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