In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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