she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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