we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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