We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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