Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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