Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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