are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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