so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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