Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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