I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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