i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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