Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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