Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
her vagine was all disorganized.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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