I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
