Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
