We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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