I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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