she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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