North Korea, Best Korea!
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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