there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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