part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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