I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
two words: eviction party
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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