Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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