why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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