Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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