I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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go home
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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