I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Randomize
