How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize
