i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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