The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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