About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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