I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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