So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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