How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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