I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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