Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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