Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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