none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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