She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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