No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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