It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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