Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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