school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I love having hate sex.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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