hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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