Umm I'm too high to move.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Randomize
