you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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