I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
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