Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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