I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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