I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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