need another drink. this is the easiest way
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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